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Good Friday is one of the few topics about which there are hardly any funny and clean jokes. However, once you think about it, it’s compulsive to research the reason behind the name Good Friday.
Funny Good Friday Jokes:
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Good Fry-day.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant on Good Friday?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
It’s good friday. Good because 2000 years ago the events of today prove that we matter to God.
TGIF….Thank God It’s Friday…..Please Do.
Good Friday or, as the Jewish like to call it ….. “We got him day”.
My mother in law is getting buried today.
Turns out it won’t be Good Friday after all,
It will be a great one
It’s sad that Americans get more excited about Black Friday than Good Friday; more interested in sales than the greatest gift.
If Catholics call the day that Jesus died ‘Good’ Friday, then just imagine how ecstatic they’ll be when they find out that God doesn’t exist
It’s Good Friday! Well technically Friday is always good because it’s the start of the weekend.
There are 3 fundamental truths about religion: Jews don’t recognize Jesus as the Son of God, Protestants don’t recognize the Pope as the Vicar of Christ, and Baptists don’t recognize each other at the bar on Good Friday.
Work Or Play
A man wonders if having sex on Good Friday is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible, “My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted on Good Friday.”
The man thinks: “What does a priest know about sex?”
He goes to minister… a married man, experienced…. for the answer. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and not for Good Friday! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority — a man of thousands of year’s tradition and knowledge: a rabbi.
The rabbi ponders the question and states, “My son, sex is definitely play.”
The man replies, “rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?”
The rabbi softly speaks, ” If sex were work…my wife would have the maid do it.”
Good Friday Vigil
A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!” The parishioner replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.” Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Good Friday?” He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”
Drinking and Driving An Irish priest is driving down to New York for service on Good Friday and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?” “Just water,” says the priest, fingers crossed. The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?” The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
A little boy was listening to a long and excessively boring liturgy of the passion of Christ in church on Good Friday. Suddenly the red sanctuary lamp caught his eye. Tugging his father’s sleeve, he said, “Daddy, when the light turns green can we go?”
Surprise Bank Closure
One day just before Easter Eddie pulled into the supermarket car park. His wife Brenda had picked up a few things and was waiting for him.
“Hi, honey,” Eddie cheerfully said as Brenda got into the car. “How was your day?
“I can’t believe it,” Brenda said. “It looks like our bank is in trouble.”
“What?” Eddie asked.
“It’s closing at the end of the week,” Brenda replied.
That can’t be right,” Eddie said. “It’s a national bank!”
“Well it’s true,” Brenda came back. “I have seen the sign in the window.”
“What sign?” Eddie asked.
“Drive past the bank and you’ll see,” Brenda replied. Eddie headed in the direction of the bank.
“Right there,” Brenda said as they drove by the bank. “See the sign? It says, ‘We Will Be Closed for Good Friday!’ ”
Another Good Friday Joke
Roger left for the service at 10:45 on Good Friday morning. However, instead of going to church, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spent his entire pay packet.
Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously, he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, ‘How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?’
Roger replied grimly, ‘That would be fine with me.’
Monday went by and he didn’t see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye
The Funny Story of the Taxi Driver and St Peter
One Good Friday a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
‘Come with me,’ said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
‘Oh my word, thank you,’ said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rough old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
‘Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,’ said the priest. ‘Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.’
‘Yes, that’s true.’ St Peter rejoined, ‘ But during your sermons, people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.’
Good Friday — isn’t that the day Jesus died? I don’t think that was Good Friday for him. I don’t see him up there going, ‘Wooo! Party! Thank Dad, it’s Friday!’
Here are 10 clean jokes you can try out on your peeps this weekend!
- What breed of dog can do magic tricks? Labracadabrador…
- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
- What do you call a bear in the rain? A grizzly bear.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? gummy bear
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because he had nobody to go with
- Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Because it was too tired!
- What’s black & white and red all over? A newspaper
- What did the magnet say to the other magnet? I think I’m attracted to you!
- Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it
- What did the buffalo tell his child when he dropped him off at school? Bison
In truth, Mourning Friday would be a better description for the day when Christ was crucified. However, there are two possible derivations of ‘Good Friday’. One is that ‘Good’ is a transformation of ‘God’s Friday’. Holders of this theory point out ‘God be with ye’ has become ‘Goodbye’.
The other theory is that the choice of the word ‘Good’ is deliberate, it’s just that our perspective had changed. If in the first century after Christ’s birth Friday was traditionally a feast day, then this particular Friday was the most significant of the whole year. Another idea, proposed by the most devout is this is Good Friday in that it’s the ultimate test of the Christian faith; namely that Christ died, and was resurrected on the third day.
It may be useful to look for clues in the name that other languages give for this day, for example, the Eastern Orthodox Church calls this day Great and Holy Friday.
French: Vendredi Saint (Friday Saint).
Italian: Vendredi Santo (Friday Saint again)
Conclusion: Perhaps Good Friday was originally God’s Friday.
The day before Good Friday is known as Maundy Thursday. In Germany on this day, they dye eggs green.
Known as Ostern in German-speaking countries of Austria, Germany and Switzerland, it is important to Catholics and Protestants alike.
Easter customs can be traced back to pre-Christian, pagan rites that were related to the beginning of Spring and fertility, symbolized by daffodils, rabbits and eggs.
The art of decorating hollowed out eggs, Easter eggs or Ausgeblasene Eier, is an Austrian and German tradition.
Nowadays, the Satzvey Castle, which is a beautiful, moated castle in Germany, has an Easter market that displays elaborately decorated eggs along with spring-inspired arts and crafts.
The town centres in Southern Germany decorate their fountains for two weeks starting on Good Friday and Northern Germany celebrates by burning big piles of logs, sometimes with a witch puppet to signify the end of Winter. Beer, hot punch and grilled sausages are served.
In Franconian Switzerland to Northern Bavaria, the city fountains are decorated with real, blown eggs.